When I was a child, I was taught this little rhyme, which went like this :
Two little dickie birds are sitting on a wall
One’s name’s Peter
One’s name is Paul
Go away Peter
Go away Paul
Come back Peter
Come back Paul.
For some reason it’s been going on and on in my head, and I just realized that my brain had actually mixed both names in together, so now it goes « Go away people » which is kinda exactly how I feel.